I have two kilometrico ball pens standing upright in front of me, ready to be used.
What are those two pens for?
I would use one of them to write.
I would use the other to stab your eyes repeatedly in super rapid successive motions like a sorry piece of white fishball.
And I swear I will continue forking it until you see that there is nothing else I could do for you, but to stab your other eye.