I have mentioned again and again on how I do not actually see how men can get so horny and turned on by expensive sports cars. Just the same as how I do understand the ridiculous craze over football. To me, cars are just, mere vehicles, designed and engineered to serve our transportation and mobility needs. What is more to that? I know many of you car-lovers out there would come and shoot me right in the arse for saying all this. Call me nuts, I just do not share the fascination.
As pointless as it can be, I actually went to the Perth MotorShow 2007 at the Perth Convention Exhibition Center this afternoon. Yeah, so much for a non-lover, I found myself out of place being there.
Why out of place you ask? Every place I walked to there are guys touching the car, screaming in excitement like a girl, drooling over the engines, and I swear some of them hit instant orgasm when they sit inside their dream cars. How did I know that they had orgasm? Simply by observing the expression on their faces... it seemed like as if they were in heaven. Yes, it was THAT scary if you ask me. Somehow I am thankful i do not share such inappropriate fetishes over cars !! I mean, its just wheels for goodness sake !!
Since my knowledge over those mechanical machines is rather limited, and I actually know nuts when it comes to car brands and types and whatever other non-sense, I shall just talk less and show you guys some pictures. I have selected just a few pictures that I thought would be worth showing, and some good looking cars. Well, you have to understand that my definition of good looking is not necessarily universally agreeable.
Lets start of with cars that I actually do know, from playing games like NFSU2 and the likes. Yeah, sad is it not? Knowing cars only through computer games.
I do not know why, though I generally have no attraction whatsoever towards cars, I do find designs by AUDI rather appealing. My selection of car in NFSU2 was also an AUDI TT. Oh yeah, maybe I just prefer rounded corners and edges somehow. Their appearance just seem to click with what I think is cool and praise-worthy.
I do not know why this Nissan is so famous everywhere. Somehow it just seems to have a place in pleasing everyone's tastes.
Seriously guys, I do not see the beauty in BMW at all !!! Honestly, I think they are just plain UGLY. UUgghhh.. yes, you heard that right, UGLY ! I can never see myself getting such ugly car no matter how much money I own. Yucks. BMW fans shoot me down already.
At least Mercedes is much better looking than BMW, though I do not find them particularly striking in anyway. Wonder why all those rich bastards drive Mercedes. So nice meh?
I love the movie Italian Job !! Mini Cooper seems to play an important role in promoting the success of the movie, but yeah, why I like the movie and think that its beautifully crafted has little to do with the mini coopers. Nevertheless I do find them rather adorable in a way.
Alright, like I said, I only know not many cars, so cut me some slack here ok? The following pictures are of cars that I could not identify. Yeah, laugh all you want.
Oh dear, I can tell that if there was no display telling the names of the cars I would be so lost. Really, I mean how can anyone possibly know about so much variation of just, well, 4 wheels? To me, never mind about the names, just as long as they are good looking, I snap snap snap the pictures. Yeah.
I was rather disappointed with the car audio section. There was not much on display, and I was hoping for real cool powerful speakers blasting the roof of the cars off. Nope, none of what I expected. Sadness indeed. the accesories section was so lame that, they even have an LCD monitor which was built waterproof.
Tell me, what is the use of that LCD in the car? When your car drowns at least the thing you could salvage is your 1000 bucks LCD screen? Get real !!
Oh.. and yeah... how could I forget...
There was also......
Proton was situated right at the very back at one isolated corner. It was my second walk around the place that i noticed it. Wow, Malaysians are indeed ambitious, lining up their products together with.. well all the above cars. Malaysia Boleh !! At least they have gotten that Yellow Gen-2 sold ok?
If you guys are interested to see more photos, go ahead and check out my over 100 photos uploaded to my newly established online photo album.
So someone please tell me, why guys can just achieve instant orgasm by just having their dream cars in front of them? And why can't I be the same? I also want leh !
Darn... maybe there is something wrong with me.