Sunday, April 22, 2007

Hot Sexy Cars...

I have mentioned again and again on how I do not actually see how men can get so horny and turned on by expensive sports cars. Just the same as how I do understand the ridiculous craze over football. To me, cars are just, mere vehicles, designed and engineered to serve our transportation and mobility needs. What is more to that? I know many of you car-lovers out there would come and shoot me right in the arse for saying all this. Call me nuts, I just do not share the fascination.

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As pointless as it can be, I actually went to the Perth MotorShow 2007 at the Perth Convention Exhibition Center this afternoon. Yeah, so much for a non-lover, I found myself out of place being there.

Why out of place you ask? Every place I walked to there are guys touching the car, screaming in excitement like a girl, drooling over the engines, and I swear some of them hit instant orgasm when they sit inside their dream cars. How did I know that they had orgasm? Simply by observing the expression on their faces... it seemed like as if they were in heaven. Yes, it was THAT scary if you ask me. Somehow I am thankful i do not share such inappropriate fetishes over cars !! I mean, its just wheels for goodness sake !!


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Since my knowledge over those mechanical machines is rather limited, and I actually know nuts when it comes to car brands and types and whatever other non-sense, I shall just talk less and show you guys some pictures. I have selected just a few pictures that I thought would be worth showing, and some good looking cars. Well, you have to understand that my definition of good looking is not necessarily universally agreeable.

Lets start of with cars that I actually do know, from playing games like NFSU2 and the likes. Yeah, sad is it not? Knowing cars only through computer games.


AUDI

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I do not know why, though I generally have no attraction whatsoever towards cars, I do find designs by AUDI rather appealing. My selection of car in NFSU2 was also an AUDI TT. Oh yeah, maybe I just prefer rounded corners and edges somehow. Their appearance just seem to click with what I think is cool and praise-worthy.


MITSUBISHI LANCER

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PEUGEOT

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NISSAN 350Z

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I do not know why this Nissan is so famous everywhere. Somehow it just seems to have a place in pleasing everyone's tastes.


MAZDA RX-8

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BMW

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Seriously guys, I do not see the beauty in BMW at all !!! Honestly, I think they are just plain UGLY. UUgghhh.. yes, you heard that right, UGLY ! I can never see myself getting such ugly car no matter how much money I own. Yucks. BMW fans shoot me down already.


MERCEDES BENZ

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At least Mercedes is much better looking than BMW, though I do not find them particularly striking in anyway. Wonder why all those rich bastards drive Mercedes. So nice meh?


MINI COOPER

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I love the movie Italian Job !! Mini Cooper seems to play an important role in promoting the success of the movie, but yeah, why I like the movie and think that its beautifully crafted has little to do with the mini coopers. Nevertheless I do find them rather adorable in a way.


Alright, like I said, I only know not many cars, so cut me some slack here ok? The following pictures are of cars that I could not identify. Yeah, laugh all you want.

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Oh dear, I can tell that if there was no display telling the names of the cars I would be so lost. Really, I mean how can anyone possibly know about so much variation of just, well, 4 wheels? To me, never mind about the names, just as long as they are good looking, I snap snap snap the pictures. Yeah.

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I was rather disappointed with the car audio section. There was not much on display, and I was hoping for real cool powerful speakers blasting the roof of the cars off. Nope, none of what I expected. Sadness indeed. the accesories section was so lame that, they even have an LCD monitor which was built waterproof.


Waterproof LCD

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Tell me, what is the use of that LCD in the car? When your car drowns at least the thing you could salvage is your 1000 bucks LCD screen? Get real !!


Oh.. and yeah... how could I forget...

There was also......



PROTON

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Proton was situated right at the very back at one isolated corner. It was my second walk around the place that i noticed it. Wow, Malaysians are indeed ambitious, lining up their products together with.. well all the above cars. Malaysia Boleh !! At least they have gotten that Yellow Gen-2 sold ok?

If you guys are interested to see more photos, go ahead and check out my over 100 photos uploaded to my newly established online photo album.

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So someone please tell me, why guys can just achieve instant orgasm by just having their dream cars in front of them? And why can't I be the same? I also want leh !

Darn... maybe there is something wrong with me.

18 comments:

  1. Ooooh I love Audi too! I love that car eversince I saw it in I Robot. Or something like that...the one starring Will Smith? Sooo smooth and ...curvy. Heheh. Not bad eh, Gen 2 sold! But I guess I'm not really surprised if it's bought by a Malaysian. lol.

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  2. hey leenmafia,
    if the person who bought the gen-2 was indeed a Malaysian... then that must be a darn patriotic one !!
    Yeaaahh.. AUDI Rocks !!

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  3. oohhh u went! hahaha. i forgot all about it! :D

    aii not only guys will drool la...i will too tsk tsk. the cars are so...sexy. lol.

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  4. hey san,
    waaahh.. then quickly go there !! Ticket is only AUD12 (concession) and its on till wednesday !! GO and drool ! ahahhaaa

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  5. well i must say for a guy who claims he doesnt know his cars, u have impeccable taste my friend. Audi is the shite! and i agree bmw sucks. they say its a car for those who love to drive rather than mere get around. but c'mon the new editions look like crap. the old school beemers still got hope. and those rich idiots who rave about mercedes are just that....idiots. anyone who thinks highly of an E200 knows nuts about cars. anything that has the word mercedes written all over is readily assumed to beckon quality and class. geez why dont these idiots go read up more about the engine and open their eyes.

    -marcus

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  6. hey marcus,
    interestingly you do have same views with me on cars !! I guess I should broaden my knowledge on cars... and I am on the right track already not being nrainwashed by mercedes or BMW !! aahahahaha...
    Audi so rocks !!

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  7. hey hey.. no hot babes?? models??? this car show is imcomplete!!!! =P

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  8. hey chunchow,
    aaaahhhh u noticed !! Of course there are hot babes. That, shall be on another entry coming soon. Hiak hiak hiak..

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  9. I went to the motor show on Sat night!I think this year's motor show wasn't as good as last yrs, no Ferraris, no Porsches ... felt incomplete.

    I am no car buff... but I do like BMWs...(=^^=)

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  10. hey di,
    yeah I agree, though I do not know that much about cars, but there are a lot of them missing.
    i prefer autosalon though, where they display modified and remodelled cars !! Thats something rare and usual.

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  11. What the f**k is Proton doing there? Oh, eye sore.

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  12. hey jason,
    eye sore indeed !!!

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  13. not turned on by the cars lah..get turned on by the chicks standing next to the cars!

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  14. hey wuching,
    then something must be wrong with you as well !!!

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  15. oh. my. god.

    *salivates*

    you have no idea how jealous i am of you right now.

    i am sooo thisclose to buying an airticket and flying over.

    now, if only my bank account was as *ahem* filled as i am.

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  16. Hey aaron,
    I guess these things would be so rare back in Malaysia eh? Imagine having those super expensive cars being displayed in public, God knows how many pieces it will end up to be, or missing !!! People here are just so not appreciative and responsible of things.
    Come here lar !!! still have time, its on till wednesday, so yeah !! come, aahhahaha

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  17. ish ish ish... quickly blog about it liaw. I'm very stress with my assignments wei. must help this poor soul by posting something 'hot'.. hehehe

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  18. hey chunchow,
    aiyaaa... busy with stuff mar !!! I got the pictures ready liaw, will blog about it soon, ehhehehee... now just look at the sexy cars first lar !!

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