I got my brained nearly fried figuring the whole thing out. Hope you guys like it.
Long time ago, in a galaxy far away, on Planet Maiyahi, there lived a
One day, the Princess accidentally ate an apple corrupted with Actinide, a radioactive poison used by the demon-witch
The poison slowly consumed the princess, depleting her juvenescence.
Prince Machodick, who loved the princess
To Ease the pain, the wizard sent the princess to his Oval Office, where the purest of magic surrounded the sleeping princess..
In order to
The wizard summoned the Cottager, who has the power to transcend time and space to teleport the prince to Earth. The cottager had to accede to the orders, or else the Wizard would torment him with all kinds of unspeakable horror
The prince and cottager landed on the land called Malaysia. They must search for the mysterious cure: Biryani.
Inevitably, they were faced with powerful enemy, called the pornstars. The mighty prince used his mighty Macho Dick and squirted the super-orgasm-plasma-laser, easily crashing off all the pornstars.
Unfortunately, the cottager was killed in the fight.
The prince went right on and found the biryani. After killing the mamaks and taking enough biryani, Prince Machodick rushed to the nearest space station.
After fiddling with the screenplay and on-board functions, he managed to pilot the hijacked space shuttle and fly himself back to the Planet Maiyahi.
Reaching home, the prince feasted on the biryani, giving him the power to heal the princess by pure ecstatic spicy orgasm. After multiple orgasms, the princess was cured, and they lived happily ever after.
The end (298 words -excluding strikethroughs)
I am in good mood today, so I shall not tag anyone this time. Hehehe...