There are some things in Perth that have clearly been overdone. I simply believe that the overly-strict and squeeky tight controls and regulations over terrorism possibilities are ridiculuously annoying. I remembered last year on my flight back to Kuching, the custom officers snatched my silverwares away from my hand carry luggage, which I find rather amusing while in the flight the MAS attendents served us food with utensils made of steel.
If I am planning on some sort of attack using the silverware, why not I just use the one provided?? What difference does it make?
Since the Train station bombing incident that killed many happened not too long ago in London, being super kiasi (fear of death) new signs have been placed all over the Perth Central Train Station. Some I find rather interesting.
When you see something, say something. I saw many things today, and certainly, I said many things.
I SAW: a faulted ATM machine in the Perth City Centre.
And I SAID: What the F**K!!!! How can this happened?? F**K Wespac, because of that faulty machine I had to walk 15 minutes to the next ATM machine.
I SAW: an ASS-shaped chair at the Fast Eddy's Restaurant. No kidding.
And I SAID: COOL !!! But my ASS not that BIG leh, and the potruding steel thingy at the front-middle of the chair pokes my balls real HARD !!! OUCH !!
I SAW: a group of people singing praises to God and spread Gospel to the public in the middle of the walking street.
And I SAID: Amen !! Hallelujah !!! Peace be with you !!! Whatever!! Come on lar, do you seriously think that people passing by would care and actually listen to what some fanatically looking Christians have to preach under the hot sun, in the middle of nowhere? I respect the devotion and sacrifice, but I find this practise pointless.
I SAW: paw paw at the market.
And I SAID: Aiyaaa.. thats papaya lah... PA-PA-YA !!! Got it??
I SAW: a street sign named KANIMBLA Road.
And I SAID: What the heck is that name??? Why not KA-NI-NA Road instead??? Sounds so much better, and means so much nicer.
I SAW: a photographer lying down on the street pathway trying to shoot a sunset picture of the building across the street.
And I SAID: Whoaahhhh !!! Wah Lau !!! The street got so many Chiaou Sai (bird droppings) you also lie down like that meh?? Such spirit. Such passion for photography. Now, how do you feel if you know someone was standing behind you taking this photo?? Hiak Hiak Hiak !!
Man, when we see something, of course there are so many things that we wish to say, but sometimes we refrain ourselves from saying too much, or to say anything at all. Like the quote I included at the bottom of my side navigational bar: some things are best kept secret, once spoken, everything changes.
I guess our mouth got itchy most of the time, and we tend to say things that are easily misintepreted and cause unpredictable things to happen. Like the Danish Newspaper commented too much on the Islam religion in the cartoon strips (click)
ABDULLAH BADAWI SAW: Sarawak Tribune republishing a thumbnail of the offensive Cartoon Strip.
And ABDULLAH BADAWI SAID: SUSPEND Sarawak Tribune INDEFINITELY !!! Muahahahahahaaaaaa.....And I SAID: What the ...... ???? !!!!!
Side Note: Who would have thought that Sarawak Tribune could be banned over such small matter. To me, there have been misintepretations and misunderstandings going around. I have always thought Malaysia as a very accepting and tolerant nation amongst each races and religion. Maybe I was wrong about the mentality of current Malaysians. Just a thought, a harmless thought. Labels: Extra-Ordinary |
Haha, nice satirical post. Well said!